Mike Leech, the man that fancied himself a pirate captain (see right), will no longer roam the high seas of west Texas. Earlier today Texas Tech finally gave Leach the boot after he decided to live out a pirate fantasy and had receiver Adam James put in the brig after Adam suffered a concussion.
The school's decision also puts into question Leech's treasure chest of 800,000 shiny silver dollars scheduled to be paid to Leach tomorrow.
After navigating his offense, and allowing his defense to follow behind on the dinghy, to more bowl wins than all other Tech coaches combined, winning season's could no longer cancel out the growing hatred from school administrators or growing discontent from the players.
Who Tech hires now is up in the air, however, I expect the new coach to be Mark Mangino.
Sources close to Captain Lech say he plans to visit San Antonio for the Alamo Bowl in order to plunder as many "fat, little girlfriend's" as he can before fleeing to the gulf of Mexico and sailing to East Carolina University where he can lead real pirates.
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